I like eating the chocolate off of chocolate covered cashews?

and i usually put the cashews in my bum and then in a bowl and leave this bowl on my living room coffee table. The other day some friends came over and ate said cashews and became very angry when i told them the nature of these cashews. They actually roughed me up a bit. Anyways I met them today at work during our lunch break and they refused to apologize; how absurd? Have I done something wrong? As far as I can tell my friends have become arrogant pricks.